girlchub:

currently lookin 4 a sugar daddy that doesnt wanna do any sexual stuff but just buys me everything i want and tells me im cute

2 days ago with 94,025 notes / via: mlightwood source: girlchub
GPOY,

wishuponastardis:

Special skills: extensive Harry Potter knowledge, can watch an entire TV show in a week, knows words to every Disney song, can form abnormally strong attachments to fictional characters, Microsoft Word

lotrlockedwhovian:

fortylinestare:

someone made a really good point in the commentary of a post once which basically boiled down to the fact that james and lily’s patronuses are complements of each other (stag / doe) as opposed to snape and lily’s (doe / doe) which just goes to show how love and obsession are not the same thing at all thank u for ur time

whoa.

nuditea:

last night a guy said to me “you are very, very pretty” and i said “i know” and he said like patronisingly “you KNOW?” and i said “you think you’re the first person to ever compliment me?” and he didn’t know where to go from there

3 days ago with 147,889 notes / via: flyntcoal source: nuditea
Anonymous wondered,
why'd you spell though 'tho'? just add the last three letters!!

sarcasticfina:

ugh

3 days ago with 64,093 notes / via: flyntcoal source: sarcasticfina
GPOY,

autisticlynx:

when privileged groups want rights, safety, and respect, it’s called “basic human decency”

when oppressed groups want rights, safety, and respect, it’s called “social justice”

3 days ago with 14,616 notes / via: flyntcoal source: autisticlynx
someone: do you still like harry potter?
me: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN STILL, I WILL FUCKING ALWAYS LOVE HARRY POTTER YOU DUMBASS.
someone: have you seen this movie?
me: no but i've seen gifs

clgdoublelifts:

*mentioning internet friends to parents*

we went to school together before they moved away a couple years ago.. did i never mention them.. weird.. totally went to school together..

theroguefeminist:

i literally find every iteration of this meme HILARIOUS no matter what fandom it involves

(Source: clracomalfoy)