my anaconda don’t want none
unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON
here’s a fun story, a dude i just met told me that he felt like people were racist against white people because they were called “crackers” or were assumed that all white people were rich. like wow, you must be devastated. how will you carry on? it must be so hard being called such horrible names like that. first off, “cracker” isn’t even a derogatory term towards all white people. it’s actually in reference toward poor rural souther white people, or “trailer trash,” which is yes, offensive but not because they’re white but because of their social standing. also, cracker derived from the cracking of white slave drivers’ whips. while all other racial terms are actually demeaning and hurtful towards our skin color. so thank you, the door is over there. EXIT THE FUCK OUT.
My roommate and his girlfriend got in the shower together and they’re… Talking about politics?
I was expecting to hear “OH GOD, HARDER,” not “George Washington was entirely correct in his prediction of what distinct parties would do to politics as a whole.”
Nope nevermind, there it is, apparently political debate is just their form of foreplay
STOP REBLOGGING THIS HE HAS A TUMBLR
I LOVE ORDERING THINGS FROM ONLINE ITS LIKE SOMEONE SENT YOU A PRESENT BUT YOU SENT YOURSELF THAT PRESENT
50 shades of shut the fuck up about this book i’ve read better smut written by virgin teenagers for free
When I find myself in times of trouble
Kanye West comes to me
Speaking words of wisdom
My life is dope and I do dope shit
so who’s gonna tell all the white people that are against immigration how they got to AmericaWe’re fully aware of how we got here. Most people here are just against illegal and mass immigration, not all immigration.
who’s gonna tell this person
if i sigh loudly enough will all of my problems go away